Note: TLB does not approve of foul language - unless it's vital to the context, ironic or otherwise essential for the message to go through...
See this if you ever asked yourself why you on your table top have five different remote controls all designed in a totally different fashion with batteries type a, aa, aaa, flat cells and what not, never working instantly but with a two second time delay just enough for you to press another stupid button that cancels out your first input (witch was probably the correct one).
Your solution: Throw the whole lot out and go for APPLE TV
Brilliant design for wise people. (You don't need to be brilliant to be wise.)